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Take Photos In Xian and the The Red Guard Will Kick Your Ass!
Michèle and I took a flight from Shanghai to Xian mid-December 1994. Everything inside the hotel was beautifully decorated for Christmas, almost as an apology for the ever-present, dreary-gray overcast that haunted the city. We hired a local tour …
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Qin Warriors Come To The US and their horses have buttholes!
NI HAO Old Friends, Sorry only 5 of you could make it. In 2017 The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York announced that there would be a show called Age of Empires, featuring terracotta soldiers from Xian. The …
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New Zealand – Business Trip Of Terror!
New Zealand was my first eastern hemisphere country and my first country south of the equator. As soon as I arrived at my hotel, I checked to see if toilet flushed in the opposite direction. It did not. WTF! …
Deadly Bed Lizards of Belize!
Or – Excerpts From Our Honeymoon From Hell! When we went to Belize for our honeymoon in 1990, Michele was probably expecting 2 weeks of relaxing snorkeling, beautiful flora and fauna excursions and a a lot of downtime. But …
Standing Too Long Under The Pantheon.
Her name is Michèle. She is not a supermodel. And a pigeon pooped on her head! Michèle is beautiful! Her willingness to let me post this not-so-complimentary video of the aftermath of an Italian pigeon pooping on her head and …
International Travel Humor 