When the Maori perfrom their welcoming ceremony for visitors to New Zealand, I have to believe there’s at least one tourist in the crowd thinking, ‘Holy Shit! They’re going to kill us! We’re all going to die!’ (Or was it just me?)
– Joe Mozian
ROTORUA:
New Zealand – Business Trip Of Terror! - New Zealand was my first eastern hemisphere country and my first country south of the equator. As soon as I arrived at my hotel, I checked to see if toilet flushed in the opposite direction. It did not. WTF! […]
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