China’s 1.5 billion citizens would crush America in a war of hand to hand combat. But if Chinese movies are accurate, then just one of their guys with nunchucks would do the trick.
– Joe Mozian
BEIJING:
An Un-Leisurely Drive From Beijing to The Great Wall. - If you should find yourself in Beijing for any reason and for any length of time, and you don’t go visit the Great Wall of China, you’re a jerk. Most people can take a very quick car ride from […]
Going Out For Authentic Chinese! - Finally, after a week in crazy Beijing, we got out of the city to visit a remote part of the GREAT WALL and to meet some authentic Chinese people. Our driver honked the horn for the entire 180-minute trip […]XIAN:
Take Photos In Xian and the The Red Guard Will Kick Your Ass! - Michèle and I took a flight from Shanghai to Xian mid-December 1994. Everything inside the hotel was beautifully decorated for Christmas, almost as an apology for the ever-present, dreary-gray overcast that haunted the city. We hired a local tour […]
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